I hate cops
Whether they re beating some guy senseless
Or gaining weight in donut shops
They ll give you a ticket
File a report
Kick you in the head
And lie about it in court
And I pay taxes so they can make my life real hard
But when a problem comes along they call in the National Guard
I hate cops

Whether they re shooting me with their radar guns
Or burning down marijuana crops
Stalin s KGB, and Hitler s Gestapo were great cops in history
But they could have learned a little from the LAPD
And might doesn t make right when your wrong
And I d probably get my ass kicked if a cop heard me sing this song
I hate cops

Whether they re on some lame ass TV show
Or making unnecessary traffic stops
With the crime rate so high
And peoples hope at the minimum
They d rather ticket me than arrest a real criminal
Just like this

Yeah Joe, we got an APB out on a convicted bank robbing, axe murdering, sex fiend just escaped from the federal penitentiary out in Jackson. Uh, oh wait a minute, cancel that all points Wally s meter just expired outside of the store. Yeah, yeah get right on that. Send a SWAT team.

Well it s freedom and justice for everyone
Who wears a badge and carry s a gun
Freedom and justice for everyone
Especially if you re a republican
Freedom and justice for everyone
Except if you re under the age of 21
Freedom and justice for everyone
Unless you re an African-American

And if I had a hammer
And I happened to be a cop
Then I d bash your fucking head in
Until you dropped
I d hit you with my fist
And I d get slapped on the wrist
By the racist jury s
And the messed up criminal justice systems
All over this land

And that s why I hate cops